Sunday, April 08, 2007

Ride em!

Ok, I have nothing. NO pics.

But I swear I saw this in Albertsons yesterday.

A fat, bald guy in his 50s wearing a bling-bling rapper necklace, bracelet and ring. Wearing dark sunglasses and a cowboy hat.

Riding one of those old people scooters with the basket in front and talking LOUDLY on his cell phone telling whoeverwas on the other end that they "better get your shit toGETHER!"

How I wished my camera was at the ready!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, leaving Kern County, would I have a last Ug sighting befor leaving for the east coast??? You bet...Jury Duty March, 13, could a jury impede my move, no, the case was dismissed...I was innocently walking downtown at noon time, waiting on the court, on what was arguably a very warm spring day, when I saw her...First off it was about 80 degrees, you do not need a sweater, second there is an age and size when you should no longer wear tight sweaters, denim mimi-skirts, and black tights, unless you are auditioning for a certain tire company's commercial, and of course, topping it all off, or bottoming it all off as it were, Uggs...ug!!! the New Virginian

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did you know he was bald if he was wearing a cowboy hat? Did you just make this up? Is that why there isn't a photo?

10:34 AM  

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