Is there a stylist in the house?

Here's a collection of incredibly poor evening gown choices from the Miss USA pageant that aired Friday night.

This is Miss Hawaii. I suppose I should give her some credit for trying the "cultural thing." But I actually think a true grass skirt would have looked better than this concoction, which looks like it's unraveling.
Was Miss New York's gown supposed to be emblematic of subway graffiti? There's nothing really wrong with Miss Maryland's gown, except I swear I saw it in Chadwick's catalogue for "Mothers of the Bride" (i.e. a bit on the dowdy side)
This looks more like it should be Miss Berkeley circa 1972 instead of Miss New Hampshire 2007. Really. A tie dyed gown?The top half of Miss Michigan's gown looks like what they used to call a "foundation garment." Maybe she just got nervous and forgot the REAL top half of her gown. Maybe I'm not a fan of lime green. Or maybe it's that Miss Oklahoma's gown looks like an anaconda swallowing a bunny. Either way, it has an "ick" factor I can't get past.Miss South Dakota looks like a character out of a 14-year-old boy's sci-fi comic book. In fact, I think I may have seen this exact look on an old episode of Star Trek. Hmmmm.