Monday, January 15, 2007

More on Uggs.

I should clarify. The Uggs that I find objectionable are those sloppy beige creatures that bag and slouch down around the ankles, with only a bare minimum for a sole and, TRULY, look like slippers out for a walk in the real world.

I realize now there ARE Uggs that actually look like boots, have real soles and look quite snazzy with a nice pair of jeans.

I ran into Sheryl this weekend in a fitting room of all places. She wears Uggs with jeans but refuses to let me photograph her (I will NOT make fun of you!) Since my last Ugg rant, she's now refusing to wear them to work. But there she was in the fitting room, Uggs and all! Still wouldn't let me take a picture of them. But she showed them to me and I have to say, they did look like nice (but still comfy) boots. And they had a nice detail up the back, sort of an indigenous design.

So my Ugg rant is modified to the crummy and weird looking Uggs. NOT Sheryl's, which are very stylish.
Lets refresh with some examples: Here is the UGLY Ugg!!!
The acceptable Ugg

And just for fun I found these monstrosities on the Ugg website. Small children should avert heir eyes!

Hideous mitten Ugg!!! Beyond heinous pot holder Ugg!

(And these things sell for like $120!)

LOVE this coat!

Jennifer is the queen of vintage finds and this luxurious red coat with the (real?) fur collar is no exception. There's just something about a red coat that chases the winter blues away.

She told me she picked it up at Shabby Chic, but didn't give the deets on cost!

It's a great color and looks FAB on her!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

UGGs - the debate continues

So a friend at work says she wears Uggs. But defends them as A) comfortable and B) able to hide the fact that her jeans are too short.

Ok, she makes a strong case.

But I'm still against wearing them to the mall! (and I still say they are just tall slippers that somehow made it mainstream)

Friday, January 05, 2007

This story, from the New York Times online, is kind of long, but a very good look at how fashion doesn't just come from "fashion experts." In fact, a lot of the best fashion comes from anywhere BUT the experts.

Please note the Ugg reference toward the bottom!

Jan. 4, 2007
The New York Times
Fashion Diary
Where You Least Expect It
By GUY TREBAY

HAS it ever seemed clearer that fashion is not about clothes?

Has it ever appeared more inevitable that the cult of the designer is slated for the cultural slag heap, there to join all those other monuments to the outmoded notion of the grand career (retrospective albums, DVD collections, the Great Novel)?

Fashion, like an awful lot of other stuff in the culture, is cracking apart before one’s eyes.

You’re doomed if you try to see the field as some powerful system run by chic sadists (“Bore someone else with your questions,” said Meryl Streep’s Miranda Priestly in “The Devil Wears Prada,” snapping at her simpering minion in the weary tone of a burned-out dominatrix).

Fashion doesn’t come just from the runway anymore, if it ever really did. And it doesn’t come from “Project Runway” either.

Rather, it seems to happen spontaneously and then spread like some mostly benign contagion, a germ carried in the air and contracted in this store, that magazine, this corner of the city and in ways that fashion bibles rarely bother to note.

Trends emerge, apparently from nowhere: they are fashion.

This process can be intoxicating to watch.

Suddenly young people in rock bands like the Decemberists and My Morning Jacket begin dressing as if playing a rock club was no different from running copies behind a counter at Kinko’s.

In place of stage costumes, they favor cheap sweater vests and no-brand thrift shop jeans. They make such a success of looking frumpy that their frumpiness develops into a style despite itself.

How can one tell? Well, already last season in Paris, Sarah Lerfel, a farsighted owner of the celebrated boutique Colette, was talking about a trend that sounded a lot like the Return of Grunge.

Fashion in that sense is a Möbius strip, a flexible circuit, both variable and closed. Designers shine one season on the face side of the loop, the arc turns and suddenly you can’t see them anymore.


Elizabeth Lippman for The New York Times
EARLY ADOPTERS Devendra Banhart (with glass) presents a furry freak image.

A year ago the name of Roland Mouret — a self-taught son of a French butcher, holder at some point of most every job there is in fashion (stylist, model, gofer, art director) — was on everyone’s lips.

The hobbled skirts and elevator stilettos he promoted in the fall of 2005 were greeted by some as precisely the antidote to a sartorial landscape grown neutral and drab.

It was meant to happen in a big way for Mr. Mouret. The fix was in at Vogue. And then ... well ... nothing.

A couple of movie people were spotted wobbling down that purgatorial road to nowhere, the red carpet, in his creations. Some stores, like Bergdorf Goodman, bought the collection. Yet the predicted breakout did not take place; the gyre turned and Mr. Mouret faded away.

Until late this November, when, with hardly any fanfare, there he was again, proudly adorning the racks at the Gap. The Gap?

Robert Wright for The New York TimesPublic Runway A tunic dress from the blink-and-you-missed-it Roland Mouret collection for the Gap.

“I was interested in the opportunity to make my designs available to a broader audience,” the designer said, after a small capsule collection of his was shipped to select local Gap stores, including one on 17th Street in Manhattan, where the actress Lucy Liu was caught waiting with an armload of $88 tunic dresses outside a dressing room. (They quickly disappeared.)

Was Mr. Mouret selling out? He was not. He was just doing what every designer from Stella McCartney to Karl Lagerfeld to Vera Wang has recently done, buying his ticket to board the mass-market gravy train. As it happens, this is a fine thing that has happened to fashion, since the democratization of design is a value that has been trumpeted by every theoretician of the applied arts since the Bauhaus.

It is thrilling somehow to see visual ideas first created to be pitched to the rarefied tastes of a group of mandarins leak out to the broader population. It is a pleasure to realize that our tastes, after all, are not formed at the whim of some underfed dictators of editorial chic. And there is a lot of fun to be had in tracking the serendipitous way that cultures, both high and low, unexpectedly collide.

Shifts of taste and style are trivialities, of course, without any serious meaning. But they do perform one important function, as Proust pointed out: they notch our hours and moments and decades and leave us with visual mnemonics, clues by which to remember where and in which dress and what jeans (and wearing what cologne) one was at a particular time. Tracking the way styles evolve gives us insight, too, into the forms of beauty we choose to idealize. Paulo Ferreira Reis/Getty Images

The Brazilian model Raquel Zimmerman, whose face is the template for cyborg beauty.

Models who were vacant optimistic cheerleader types prevailed in the politically clueless 1970s (Christie Brinkley, Patti Hansen, Shelley Hack); brooding brunettes took over during the Age of Reagan (Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford and Yasmeen Ghauri); and off-kilter aristocratic types (Guinevere van Seenus, Stella Tennant, Erin O’Connor), emblematic of upper class women, came to the fore during the second Bush imperium.

What fashion now prefers as a beauty ideal is another type, the robot, personified by the stunning Raquel Zimmerman, a blond Brazilian of German heritage whose physical proportions are so symmetrical that many designers use her body as a template. That Ms. Zimmerman also has a kind of vacant cyborg aspect cannot be altogether incidental. Possibly this is the reason why Louis Vuitton hired her for a new ad campaign in which her face has been made up and manipulated so aggressively as to render her less humanly expressive than Lara Croft.

Was this intentional? Who knows? But it is no stretch to extrapolate from Ms. Zimmerman’s popularity to a time when live models will be dispensed with altogether, in favor of creatures written in CGI. That is not to suggest there is a master plan. There rarely is. Or is there?

The guessing game keeps fashion fun for observers, that and its magpie habit of plucking from the cultural grab bag anything bright or unexpected with which to keep us amused.

I am thinking of a microfad recently noted among privileged young women in elite neighborhoods of the Upper East Side, the wearing of bedroom slippers on the streets.

“It started at boarding schools two years ago, when every single boarding-school kid was wearing them,” Signe Conway, a senior at the Convent of the Sacred Heart, explained last week, as she stood outside Yura & Co., a coffee shop that doubles as a private neighborhood clubhouse.

Ms. Conway, 17, was wearing a pair of fuzzy suede moccasin-style slippers, the sort lined with shearling and with a roll of fur turned down on each side. The slippers are sold by L .L. Bean; they caught on when girls’ school administrators banned the wearing of the now ubiquitous Ugg boots.

Like flip-flops in January, slippers on the sidewalk flout logic. They blur lines. They catch the eye and jolt one into the subtle realization that boundaries between public space and private are permeable. The gesture is small but it reminds one that fashion is a monumental system built on coded details.If one suddenly decides to colonize the sidewalks and treat them as though one were home in the bedroom, it is fashion that issues the license to proceed.

Elizabeth Lippman for The New York Times

Signe Conway pads through the city in bedroom slippers.

Monday, January 01, 2007

DH, write back!

Yes my brother is stationed at Ft. Drum.

Sorry I didn't see your comment until just now!

UGH! UGH! UGH!

I'm so sick of seeing people wearing their lame, floppy, tall SLIPPERS, that they think are boots but are NOT, out and about.

STOP the madness

I freely admit upfront that this is an abyssmal photo of a woman on a shopping excursion in the mall in her ugly UGHs (oops, I mean UGGs). But, in my defense, I was wearing actual shoes with heels and everything so it was hard to chase her down without attracting too much attention to the fact that I was photographing her.

I'll be sure and take more UGG photos when I see an opportunity, as this has become a major pet peeve for me. Yes, even more so than the awful leggin' craze. Thank god the fashion world nipped that attrocity in the bud!
Misty, who left us for the sunny adventures of Phoenix, got some cool new shoes before she left. I'll hunt around my email and see if she gave the deets on brand, cost and store.

I think she did, but I've been a bad blogger and haven't posted in ages!